Frankly, you're not a mother.
So you have no idea what the situation was
that I was in.
Sometime we are gonna have a whole conversation
where you don't say that to me.
You come out of there!
You gotta calm down!
You don't just open the door, buddy.
This is not your house anymore.
Let's get this over. Okay.
God.
And what'd I say you had to do to stay here?
Did I tell you how to feed the ferrets?
Take care of yourself.
Everything else takes care of itself.
They're not pressing charges.
[Laughing]
♪ I'm a dance machine
(anchorman) I'm Jim spenser.
We're interrupting your programming
for some important weather information
from the southwestern regional weather center.
What is going on outside?
And a tornado watch continues for Alan
and carr counties.
And very heavy rainfall.
All right, I know that look.
Someone's hungry.
Oh, my god, yeah, it's time.
Come on, baby.
Thank you.
Oh, my god. What?
I'm out of formula.
You are such a little pig, you know?
You eat so much. You've got to stop eating.
You know what happens when you shame people
with food, don't you?
Uh-no. Anorexia.
Especially in girls.
Thank you, Oprah. Very helpful.
Okay, maybe I did see it on Oprah.
Busted!
Okay, but I don't know what I'm gonna do,
'cause, um, I mean, aunt Shelly's boobies,
they're not gonna do the trick, right?
No. No no no no.
I don't want you to go in this weather.
It's fine. See you soon.
Ooh!
God, he's cute.
No, but he's jail bait.
We stay away, okay, darling?
Hey, whoa!
Later. Okay.
Hey! Hey!
I'm heading to the store. You need anything?
Um, can I go with you?
Yeah.
So, um...
So are you going to the dance this weekend?
What?
Are you going to the fall formal?
Oh. No, I'm not going.
Are you?
N-no.
I mean, it's kind of lame, right?
Yeah.
Is that true?
I don't know.
I mean, we don't talk.
Yeah.
Wow, it cleared up pretty good.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Let's go.
She's gonna teeth soon, right?
Yeah, in like, a year.
(Anchorman) I'm chip spenser... we're interrupting
your programming to bring you a tornado warning
from the southwestern regional weather center
for Alan, carr, hart, and Reed counties.
We have unconfirmed reports that a tornado
is near laribee, moving to the northeast
toward the Dylan area.
Let's check the radar.
This storm is very large and dangerous.
And may produce a tornado at any time.
Residents of Dylan... [Siren wails]
Need to seek shelter immediately.
Go to a storm cellar or a basement.
If none are available, go to an interior room
on the lowest level of your home...
Hey, it's a tornado, everybody!
Get away from the glass!
Let's go!
Get away from the front of the store!
Go go go go!
Now! Come on, come on, come on!
Give me your hand! Leave it!
Get down, right there. Get down!
(Anchorman) Moving to the northeast toward Dylan.
[Crying]
You okay?
You sure? Yeah.
[Explosions in the sky's remember me as a time of day]
♪
All right, yeah.
I'll see you later this afternoon.
Okay, bye. Y'all, listen to this.
The school... The high school in laribee...
That whole... half of that school got completely
lifted up and knocked out by the tornado.
All those people are displaced.
What's going on with the TV?
It's not working.
Why?
Yeah, the cable's out.
Oh, my lord.
I mean, those poor people are just...
What's going on?
Oh, come on.
Are you ki...
You are seriously no fun whatsoever.
Oh, I know. I'm so boring.
Really? What?
You.
[Laughing]
All right.
All right, good-bye.
That was our fearless leader principal brecker.
That storm has screwed everything up.
He wants to let the laribee team
use our practice field and our locker room.
What is wrong with this TV?
Cable's out.
What do you mean, the cable's out?
Honey, how long is Tim riggins gonna be here?
I don't know, a couple days.
How long has the cable been out?
Well, since the tornado, sweetheart.
You know what, I don't necessarily think
this is gonna work out so well.
For Pete's sake. Let me tell you why.
Having that riggins boy here with our 16-year-old daughter
it's like putting a can of gasoline
right next to a lit match.
Look, he's only gonna stay for a few days.
Look, the kid's in trouble, he needs a place to stay.
What are you gonna do, huh?
And you know what, I like having
another guy around here, you wanna know why?
'Cause it evens up the gender teams.
It's sort of nice. There are no teams, sweetie.
It's not about teams in this situation.
Well, you know what would be nice?
It'd be nice if you showed a little bit more
Christian charity.
I am made of Christian charity.
Now, that's not the issue at all.
Hey!
Yeah?
How'd you sleep?
I slept good.
Good.
You?
I'm good.
Just wanted to come in and talk to you.
Okay.
Um...
Guess who's got engaged?
Who?
Me.
It's beautiful.
He proposed last night.
I love him.
Oh, sweetie.
Congratulations.
That's great.
(Man) Let's go, let's go!
Grab that bag! Check that bag!
Is that yours?
It's gonna be a good Friday,
I'm telling you what.
Football in Texas is what it's all about.
(Byron) So how long as these guys gonna stay?
They're gonna stay as long as they need to.
That's gotta be awkward,
considering you're district rivals
and you play these guys in two weeks.
You know, what would you have us do, Byron,
send them on their way?
I don't think we're gonna do that.
The one with the hair is Eddie.
What's he, about 20?
Yeah, from the wrong end of the gene pool.
We're gonna be good hosts, they're gonna be good guests.
And I've known coach dickes for a long time.
As long as he don't stir things up,
I think everything will work out just fine.
I'd give anything for that hair.
Get out of here.
Napoleon dynamite.
Who's the dude behind him?
His older brother, qb 1.
Thinks he's god's gift.
Can't stand that dude.
Who do you think we are, Tyra,
you think we're the sharks or the jets?
Huh?
You know, West Side story?
You got two rival gangs,
the town's not big enough for the both of them.
It's a classic. You don't know?
You never heard of West Side story?
No. Don't think I want to, either.
You never ever... no.
Well, you're missing out.
Can you hand me one of your napkins
that you're hoarding over there?
I only have four napkins.
Don't make fun of me...
'Cause I'm neat.
I don't know how I'm gonna eat this.
Um...
What?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
You just grabbed my hand.
I mean, I just thought that...
You know, since this is all finally over,
we could, you know...
Free us up so we could finally,
you know, just hang out, whatever.
Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
I'm just, you know, just in a really bad mood.
And this food is horrendous.
So...
I'm gonna go.
I'll call you later?
All right?
Okay. Bye.
♪ Believe in magic don't bother to choose ♪
♪ If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues ♪
♪ Just go and listen
♪ it'll start with a smile ♪
♪ That won't wipe off your face ♪
♪ No matter how hard you try ♪
♪ Your feet start tapping
♪ and you can't seem to find ♪
Is this fun? This is fun.
It is fun. A lot of fun.
It's the most fun we've had together
in a long time.
Relaxing, it's perfect.
Okay, dad. Dad.
I'm sorry.
I feel like there's a big elephant in the room
and you're not talking about it.
There's a big elephant right over there.
What elephant? What are you talking about?
Mom and Kevin's wedding, you know?
I mean, maybe they're gonna get married over Christmas.
I don't know. Wait wait.
Whoa, what'd you just say?
What did you just say?
Mom and Kevin's wedding.
What are you telling me?
That's not funny.
She didn't tell you?
No.
Are you telling me that mom told you
she's gonna marry that little treehugger?
Is that what you're telling me?
Dad...
Dad!
(Buddy) God!
All right, listen up!
No here's how this is gonna work out.
We're gonna split this up
and take shifts between the practice field,
the showers, and the weight room.
We got one locker room.
That means we're gonna be sharing.
And I don't wanna hear any guff about it, either.
How about you just put us in the visitor's locker?
Girls soccer got the visitor's locker room.
Kick 'em out.
You're the athletic director.
All right.
All right, now listen, after final bell at 4:30
one team's gonna take the practice field
while the other'll take the weight room
and the film room, all right?
I don't know, coach.
It's gonna be really really difficult to get
a 90-minute cycle in with what you got here.
What do you mean, what we got here?
The weight room. It's too small.
And hell, some of the machines...
Well, I guess my wife could probably use
some of the machines.
[Laughter]
Wow, well, you know they may not even
be good enough for your wife,
but they were good enough for a state championship
last year.
[Cheering]
That's a fair point. That's a fair point.
You know, maybe if you would have stayed at tmu,
you might have won on in college too.
Welcome to Dylan.
It is our privilege to have you here.
We are your hosts.
Understood?
Y'all know what's going on today?
(All) Yes, sir.
All right, I think we're all understood.
Thank you. You betcha.
I'm trying to help him out.
All he does is keep bitching and moaning.
He's pissing me off. Huh?
Yeah, he's like coach crybaby.
No, I'll tell you what I wanna do.
What I wanna do is I wanna crush that team
and then I wanna take that ball after the game
and I wanna shove it up the s.O.B.'S rear end.
[Clears throat]
What are you doing out here?
Fixing the cable.
Just trust me.
Hey, whatever you hear out here,
that stays here, all right?
Oh, yeah.
(Julie) It's on now!
Good job.
Tim riggins was, like, holding you?
Like, holding me. Like, protecting me.
Not like, oh, I love you.
What does he smell like?
No, really, Lois...
That's, like, pathetic.
Like, here's you and there's pathetic.
You're, like, going below yourself.
How y'all doing?
Kind of in the middle of something here.
Y'all can finish talking.
I've just got a quick question.
Fine, I'll be in the bathroom.
Okay, so, um...
Basically I'm coming to you despite what you did
to my best friend...
Because I have a question
kind of in the female arena.
Um, last I checked.
Okay, this is kind of a sensitive area here.
Kind of on a need-to-know basis only.
Oh.
'Cause me a Tyra have kind of a...
Beautiful, um... Like, a thing.
So and Tyra have a beautiful thing?
And basically, I'm taking her to the dance on Friday.
I needed to know
if it should be a Rose or a carnation
in terms of a corsage?
Okay, so you're taking Tyra Colette to the fall formal?
Mm-hmm.
Does she know that?
[Laughs]
That was funny.
Look, I realize that...
Our relationship may be a little bit over your head.
Okay, if it's a question about a flower for her,
why don't you just go ask her?
Okay, I have a math test in 30 minutes
and I really need to study for it.
Hmm.
[School bell ringing]
Hey. I'm chip.
That's nice.
What do you say we go somewhere
and get you out of those wet clothes?
Yeah, if you ever touch me again,
I'll kick you so hard
your balls'll be nonexistent, all right?
Spunky, I like that.
Hey, I heard you guys got a dance next week.
You wanna go with me? No.
Why? You got a boyfriend, don't you?
Of course you do. Look at you.
You're beautiful. Bye, chip.
Unnamed goddess girl? Who's that?
Some douchebag named chip.
Who names their kid chip, anyway?
I don't know. It's kind of corny.
But, I mean, he's dece.
Hmm.
Um, okay, Landry came up and talked to me today
about asking you to the dance.
And wondering whether you like roses or carnations.
If I tell you something,
do you promise to keep it private?
You mean about you and Landry
and your thing?
Wait, how'd you hear that?
I heard it.
I mean, it's not like it's flying
all over school or anything.
But personally,
I had you pegged more
for an orchid kind of girl.
Maybe, like, a purple...
Okay, it's really not a thing, you know?
It's a lot more complicated than that.
So do you like him?
I don't know, I mean, he cares about me.
And he's funny and sweet.
Funny.
So then what's the problem?
(Boy) The girl's so hot.
Can you tell them?
Whoo!
Yo, smash, check it out.
Check it out, man.
Oh, yeah, that's real funny.
That's real funny.
Yo, guys, check it out.
Here we go. Hey, here we go, guys.
We'll show 'em what's up. Come on.
Show 'em what's up.
Yeah, baby! They did it to us!
Works both ways, gentlemen.
[Ripping and tearing]
Hey!
What the hell are you doing?
The hell are you doing to my locker room, huh?
Hey, coach, look what they did to our...
You clean it up right now!
You clean everything up, you put it back
where it was!
You understand me?
(All) Yes, sir.
Now!
Go!
I mean, I don't understand why we gotta sit here
and wait around for them to finish their practice
on our field.
(Smash) For sure.
Oh, no! Rod!
What is that? Get over here!
Come here!
You don't like the helmet.
Is it the pads in general?
Something you don't like, you gotta tell me!
Coach, it's past 4:45.
What? Already?
Wow, lookie there.
(Taylor) Y'all need to wrap it up, coach.
(Dickes) Okay, all right. We'll wrap it up.
I'd appreciate it too if you'd tell your players
to respect our boys' property and stay out of our lockers.
Come on, now, Eric.
It was probably just some harmless prank.
You know, I'm gonna tell you something.
I don't mind being a good neighbor
as long as y'all play your part as well.
You don't, something's gonna happen around here.
And I'd like to avoid that situation.
Let's get off the field, boys!
These ladies want their dance floor.
Everybody up, come on!
What are you drinking? Dr. Pepper, all right.
You got it. I'll be right back, y'all.
Excuse me, ma'am, but my riblets are cold.
And it's unacceptable.
Yeah, you always use that one.
Might wanna come up with something original.
I don't use that every...
Yeah, I guess I do use it every time.
I should probably come up with some new material.
Look, um, I just wanna say I'm sorry
about what happened the other day.
Landry...
Holding your hand, that was stupid.
I know you're not into PDA.
And I wasn't thinking.
I just wanna say that I'm sorry.
Look, Landry, I'm in the weeds right now.
I can't really talk about this.
I know, I just wanna ask you something.
And it's just take a second.
I think that we should go to the dance on Friday.
Mm.
Well, it's a bye week.
And we don't have a game on Friday, so...
I know.
There's a lot of people going to dry creek before.
So I figure we could start the party there.
You know, I don't think I'd be interested in that.
Tyra, these are our golden years here.
And these high school memories are what we're gonna have
to draw on when we're old and in a nursing home.
Yeah, not really selling the point for me, okay?
Okay, look, I know how this works.
I know you're gonna keep telling me no.
You're gonna play hard to get.
And I'm gonna keep asking you.
But you know you wanna go.
You owe it to yourself to go.
I can't go with you.
Why? We'd have fun.
I'm going with somebody else.
I'm sorry.
All right, well...
Hey. Hey, Shelly!
Hi, what's going on?
Shels. Hello, darlin'.
How are ya?
Pretty good.
Uh-uh, uh-uh. No, sir, not in this house.
So bad.
[Shuts fridge]
Thank you.
Hey, uh, shels.
50 bucks to finish this essay.
Okay? Come on.
You've got to be kidding.
You're doing that right in front of me?
I don't think so.
I've got homework.
I've got ten pages
on transfer of title.
Lucky me.
I wonder who's on Oprah.
That is a great call.
No, we're working here.
Now, don't turn the TV on.
We're working here.
Shh! The baby's asleep.
And I don't want the TV on right now
to watch Oprah.
Hey, baby.
I'm gonna ride you like... What is that?
Oh, my god!
That's not Oprah.
Um, that's my bad, Mrs. Tate.
Turn it off!
[Laughter]
I'm sorry, Mrs. Tate.
[Laughing]
You know what, y'all, get out.
I gotta get work done. Get out.
Everybody out.
Julia, study in your room. Leave me alone.
I'll block that channel when I come back.
That would be a big help, Tim. Thanks.
Good luck with your paper.
You know, Shelly, just go.
I need quiet.
What, are you... You're sending me to my room?
Yeah, until you start acting like a grownup.
Listen, don't try to tell me you're not
gonna watch that tonight, because I know you.
[Laughing]
Donald dickes is a little jackass.
He's just trying to get under your skin.
He's getting under my skin.
Well, just don't let him.
Just don't sweat the small stuff.
That's what my dad used to say.
Did you hear about Pam getting re-married?
She's getting married?
Yeah.
You all right?
I mean, uh... No.
I mean, that woman is the love of my life, Eric.
I mean, we've known each other our whole lives.
She was there in the stands watching me
win the state championship.
I married her right after high school.
You know that.
We opened the little car lot together.
That little bitty place. Remember?
And we used to work together as a team.
I'd sell, you know,
and Pam would do the contracts.
And she'd always say,
"buddy, you could sell a pig to a priest."
I don't even know what that means,
but I always...
I love that.
So...
I guess... What do you think...
I should do?
Um...
Well, you're right.
I mean, here I am, five years in a row
I'm the Texas car salesman of the year.
I'm a salesman.
I oughta be able to sell my own wife.
I'm gonna go over there, and I'm gonna sell her.
I'm gonna get my wife back, by god.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Thank you.
[Laughs]
This is the best. Barbeque pit.
So, um, is it true that rally girls
really do all of your homework?
You mean Mrs. Taylor's daughter.
No.
I do all my homework. Liar.
It's true.
Um, do wanna, uh, go get, like, ice cream or,
I don't know, some more food?
I don't really care.
Those are, like, two-seaters.
So you don't have to, like...
Hey. Seven.
'Sup.
Hi! Hey, carlotta.
Um, we're just picking up food, so...
We're just leaving.
Uh, yeah.
See you around, though.
Yeah, man.
Um...
Hi.
[Doorbell ringing]
Hey.
Hey, buddy.
Pam?
She's here.
Yeah, just talk to her for a second.
It's no big deal.
I don't need to come in.
Hey, babe.
It's okay. You okay?
Just give me a minute.
He can be there. I don't care.
It's okay.
What do you want?
I want you, baby.
I love you.
Buddy.
I have always loved you, Pam.
You know that.
We've always loved each other.
You must forgive me.
You are the mother of my children.
You are my wife.
I swear I... I know what I've done.
I was an idiot.
But it doesn't mean I ever stopped loving you, Pam.
I swear to god, Pam.
I swear to god almighty I would never hurt you again
or the kids.
I've hurt you so much, baby.
I... And...
Wait, and... And I love you.
Buddy...
I love you too.
Yes.
But it's over, okay?
I'm happy now.
Just...
It's gonna be okay, all right?
Pam.
Don't. Don't.
Please?
Pam.
I'm sorry.
(Taylor) We smash it.
(Riggins) All right, here, I got one.
[Ping-pong ball bouncing]
That's game.
(Taylor) Play again, then.
You serve, go.
Hon?
(Taylor) One-one.
What are y'all doing?
What the...
Hey hey hey! What the hell?
What the hell is going on?
Hey, hon. We're playing ping-pong.
At 5:00 in the morning?
Yeah, we're having fun. We're playing ping-pong.
Sweetheart, we've got a house full of people sleeping.
All right, I'm sorry.
Hey, wait wait.
Since you're up, though,
you suppose you could make us some of those
egg sandwiches with Swiss cheese in them...
Canadian bacon?
Hey, riggs.
Yeah?
Check out who's back on the block?
Oh, see.
There's just, you know,
too many guys, too little time.
Riggins, why is it that you always
have to point the finger at everyone else?
It's not everyone's just as easy as you are.
I mean, maybe Tyra's over there
having a nice conversation,
welcoming him to our school.
You don't know what they're talking about.
Okay, Landry, I don't know if you know this,
but I'm a virgin.
But it's wrong.
Hey, Landry, look, you got a date for the dance yet?
'Cause you know, I hear Matty's granny
ain't doing nothing.
[Laughing]
(Saracen) My granny is a nice, elderly woman.
She can't defend herself.
Tyra, may I just have a word with you real quick?
May I have a word?
(Landry) May I talk to you for just a minute?
Who is this homo?
Hey, don't. I need to talk to you about the dance.
Can we just... Can you please...
Right now is not a good time.
Talk to me... i realize...
Tough guy, she doesn't wanna talk about it right now.
That these asshats here are distracting you.
You're just trying to get your lunch.
I realize that... this'll just take one second.
She said she didn't wanna talk to you, all right?
(Landry) Is your name Tyra?
Hey, geek squad...
Okay, you know what, you shut up
and you come with me, all right?
She's already got a date for the dance, skippy.
To let you know how it went.
I was real sad to hear about that tornado
that happened.
It must have been horrible when your double-wide blew away.
Or is it okay?
Are the goats and the chickens and everything okay?
What's your problem, dork?
You want me to go a little bit slower,
Richard Simmons?
'Cause I wasn't sure
if it was you that was the remedial one
or was it you?
I don't remember.
Aaagh!
Food fight!
Hey, this ain't right, coach! Everybody was fighting.
Not just us! I don't care.
I want y'all to set an example!
From what I understand, Landry Clark started
the whole damn thing.
Broke 12 chairs and a $300 ice cream machine,
which y'all are gonna pay for
by each one of you running one lap
at a penny a piece.
Taylor! Erik!
We'll pay it off... This about the fight?
Tell you what, I told my boys
absolutely unacceptable!
Even if they were provoked.
Hey, boys will be boys.
Don't you think you're being a little hardass, coach?
Tell you what, you coach your game,
I'll coach mine.
Let's go, gentlemen! Let's pick 'em up now!
[Door closes]
Yes. Yeah.
Hey! Hi.
Oh, it was ridiculous.
These laribee kids are a pain in the ass.
Oh, no.
They had a brawl in the lunch room.
Oh, my god.
I know. What's this?
That is so awesome.
It makes one cup at a time.
'Cause you know how you guys are always leaving,
this way you're not gonna waste any.
That is sweet of you, Shelly. I appreciate it.
But you know, Eric's kind of particular
about his coffee.
I know, I think he's gonna love it, honestly.
It makes hot chocolate, it makes tea.
I think he's gonna like it.
But look, this is what I wanna show you.
Ooh, who's that for?
This is for Tim.
For Tim riggins?
Yeah, don't you think it's perfect?
Shelly. What?
Don't you think it's completely inappropriate?
He is a teenage boy.
Tammy, it's a shirt.
I realize it's a shirt.
But are you aware of the way you've been behaving?
Walking around, you're all flirty with him.
Oh, my god. I've not been flirty!
You are. You're being flirty.
This is like high school.
What, you're jealous because he gets along with me
better than he gets along with you?
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
This has nothing to do with me being jealous.
That is absurd, honey.
Do you realize what your life has come to?
My life?
Your fantasizing after a teenage boy.
Please, don't comment on my life
until your life... your family...
Oh, don't you dare!
Don't you dare come into my house
and talk to me about my life and my family.
Oh, god, wait a second, so you can comment
on my life but I can't comment on your life?
That was not part of the program.
God, you're such a judgmental bitch.
And you know what, I'm not being judgmental.
But frankly, I worry about you.
I really do wonder why it is
that you just refuse to grow up.
Oh, I can tell you why.
Because then I might end up just like you.
Oh, is that right?
Yeah.
To spend the rest of your life behaving like a teenager?
I mean, it's no wonder that you're single.
Oh, my god.
Well?
Yeah, no, great.
I'm just so amazed
that you're comfortable leaving your little
two month old baby
with such an irresponsible little slut.
So I'm just a little confused by that choice.
I put a fresh bottle in the fridge.
I changed her diaper.
I'm gonna go to my room and I'm gonna read tiger beat.
Your baby is in the 70th percentile
for height and weight.
And your pediatrician says hello.
[Laughing and talking at once]
We don't know where I got 'em.
Yo, check this out, man. Somebody...
There's pee in this man's locker, man.
That's where it's coming from.
(Saracen) Are you serious?
Smash, somebody done pissed in his locker, man.
What?
(Smash) Oh, hell no.
Oh, no. Hell no.
Let's see how tough these guys really are.
Watch out.
Get 'em, rigg.
Hey!
Hey.
Who's the hero?
We got a football team working out here, son.
Just go ahead and hit the showers.
You heard me. Go take a shower!
Sorry about that, dude. Couldn't hold it.
It's funny.
You gonna do something about it, tough guy?
You need to go cool off.
Huh?
I might just do it.
Hey hey! No, what are you doing?
Don't you push me!
Don't you ever lay your hands on me!
Listen to me.
You ever, I mean ever touch one of my players again,
you will never coach another football game
as long as you live, you understand me?
And after that, I will kick
your old, tired ass six ways from Sunday, Donald.
Shut up.
I want all my players outside by the bleachers
right now!
Coach, take 'em out then have a little talk.
Let's go right now!
Let's go!
Get outside right now!
Get out! Get out there, let's go!
Let's go!
What are you looking at? Get back to work!
All right, who else wants a cup?
This thing is so cool. Thanks for much, aunt shel.
You were right, I was wrong. It's a better coffee maker.
I thank you very much.
Ah, so glad you like it.
Seems like they really like the coffee.
Well, I know you're in a good mood
'cause there's no game tonight.
Isn't that right?
(Taylor) It's good coffee.
Yeah.
Morning. Morning, Tim.
Good morning. Hi, Tim.
Shels.
Hi.
You know, I think I'm gonna go to my room.
I don't wanna do anything inappropriate.
I'll just excuse myself.
Let's talk about dinner.
Who wants to eat what before the dance tonight?
I'm not going, so...
Yeah, I'm not going to the dance.
I told you, mom, remember?
I'll have lasagna.
Well, if y'all aren't going, forget it.
We'll go out.
Yeah, gimmie a minute?
Okay, yeah. Bye, dad.
Bye, mom.
All right, sweetie, hold on, come here.
Why can't we have lasagna?
Hey, uh, about yesterday...
For helping me out there.
So...
Yeah.
All right.
I'll see you at practice.
All right.
There you go.
You know what?
What?
Relationships suck.
I'm just learning this.
If I remember correctly,
I believe you are the one that ended that with Matt.
Not the other way around.
It's complicated
and you didn't get the full story.
What, are you still hung up on Tyra?
No.
You just...
You just gotta let it go, sometimes.
You just gotta let people...
Be who they wanna be and just...
Let 'em go make out with whoever
they wanna make out in front of whoever
they feel like.
You don't just give up, though.
If you really care about something,
you don't just give up.
You do whatever it takes.
Screw it, I'm not just gonna give up.
You can't just leave! We were playing.
Hey!
I know you. Yeah.
From? I'm Riley.
We're in english lit together.
You wanna play quarters?
Yeah. I'm pretty good.
[Soulja boy's crank dat]
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[the stylistics' you are everything]
♪
Hi. Hi.
Where's your... Where's your date at?
Well, apparently, he's in the bathroom puking.
I don't know what I was thinking.
What were you thinking?
I just don't... I don't get it.
Landry, will you sit down with me for a second, please?
Look...
You know how I feel about you.
No, I really don't.
I like you a lot.
Actually, I...
I've never felt like this about anybody.
You make me feel too much, Landry.
It freaks me out.
I don't know what that means.
What does that mean?
It means...
It means I'm sorry.
Look, all I need...
Is just a little time to think about things.
Figure it out.
Does that make sense?
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't make sense at all.
You know, I'm really sorry
about this too.
The thing is that I know that you're better than this.
Better than the girl that has to sit over here alone
because her date is too stupid to stay sober for one night.
I know that you're better than that.
The thing is that you don't.
I don't know what I have to do to make you see that.
But I can't just keep waiting around
until you finally realize that I can't.
'Cause I've tried to show you,
but I don't know what else to do.
So... So have a good night.
(Julie) Those little god guy things...
With the... With the...
With the yarn and then you bring them home.
And your mom would be like,
"oh, my god! I'm so beautiful."
And then you'd be, like, on moon shoes.
Hey, Jules.
Mm?
I think it's time we go.
I... I don't wanna go.
Hey, you wanna? I'll grab you a beer.
Sure. Come here for a sec.
You're getting beers?
You want one? Yeah, you want one?
Can I get a beer? Yeah.
How you doing? Good.
You good? Yeah.
How's that going? Good.
I think I might be maybe one beer away
from getting laid.
No kidding? Yeah.
Nice. That's great.
(Riley) Yeah, she is great.
Hey.
If you ever look at her, even tonight, again...
At school... anytime, for that matter,
I swear to god, I'll end you.
Okay?
Right on. We cool?
Yeah, absolutely.
All right. All right.
No, seriously. That way.
Okay. Later.
Hey. Yeah, it's time.
Time for what? Where's my beer?
Remember what I said about being quiet, all right?
Yeah, but she likes you.
She always talks about you
and I told her...
I told her, I was like, you know what,
you should just tell him.
It could be, like, 15 minutes.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I know what you're saying exactly.
And she likes you. She wants to be with you.
You know? That's awesome.
I told her she shouldn't...
The whole world's spinning.
I know it is.
Oh, no, it's spinning!
Keep your eyes open, you'll be fine.
I'm gonna vomit on the bed.
I'm gonna vomit on the floor.
Let's move you up so you can actually pass out
without falling off the bed.
Ready? Three, two, one.
Okay, you good?
I'm good. It's time to let go.
Good.
Hey, jule.
Let go.
Coach. What the hell are you doing?
It's not even close to what you think.
Okay? Listen to me.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth right now.
Coach, you have to understand...
You shut your mouth.
You go get your stuff and you get out
of this house right now.
Give me two seconds...
Go get your stuff and get out
of this house right now.
Son, do not make me throw you out of this house.
Go get your stuff and get out of the house now.
Coach...
Right now get your stuff and get out of the door.
Go.
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